What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic? Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. A bowlegged doe comes walking out of the woods.
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Bartender says, what the hell is that? I used to be into sadism, necrophilia, and bestiality, but I realized I was just beating a dead horse. A mushroom walks into a bar. What do men and tile have in common? If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them the rest of your life! How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Why did the stop light turn red???
You would too if you had to change in the middle if the street! A liberal, a moderate, and a conservative walk into a bar. What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? What do you call a Mexican midget? What did the man say to his midget waiter? No No No I said I wanted shrimp for dinner! Did you hear about the midget that overdosed on Viagra? What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt. When do you kick a midget in the balls?
When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice. What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?
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A little fucker about so tall. When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection? A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat in year-old buns. Why did God give men penises?
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